#like for no reason

[garrus-appreciation]

I <3 kal'reegar

[tekitothemagpie]

Ashley : Leon! Somebody tried to fight a squid at an aquarium today!

Leon, soaked with water and covered in ink : well maybe the squid was being a díck

[koifishing]

[pastel-charm-14]

Omg the new theme is so mcbling y2k vibes!🩷

yessss what i was going for!!

do ya like it 🤭

[sharkboywrites]

Starting my own Etsy business and learning how to sell and ship things is scary, but I think making an instagram for it where the mean teenagers from my school can find it is another level of terrifying

[arbitrary-numb3r]

Jim Hawkins 🪐 Character Playlist

"Why look at ya... Glowin' like a solar fire. You're something special. You're gonna rattle the stars, you are."

🪐🌌 James Pleiades Hawkins: Spotify

Other Playlists | Midoriya | Dabi | Bakugo

[allysonzuther]

[seokmins]

Joshua's "it's a bop"

[cockworkangels]

texting your friends shouldn’t be this scary like why is my brain being this stupid

[kazumasougi]

this game is so so pretty and i need everyone to play it right now

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[officialspec]

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[teaboot]

Okay so I'm a security guard, right

And part of why I like my job is cause I'm pretty good at deescalating conflicts without violence or police involvement

And that *might* be because my primary coping mechanism for stress is humor, and if the guy in the uniform isn't stressed out, usually nobody else is either

But anyhow today I witnessed a crime, which 911 had already been called for

And I'm telling the guy, you know, as he's running away, that nobody's gonna touch him, we don't do that here, I don't have any weapons and he can totally walk on out if he wants to

And he gives me this 'go-fuck-yourself" type answer, right? As you do

And I fucking

I fucking. Start danCING

I DONT KNOW WHY

I WAS JUST LIKE "aight guess I'll go fuck myself then, cheerio" AND START FUCKING DANCING

LIKE MY BRAIN WAS LIKE "Cool not being attacked, gotta keep the witnessed calm, gotta stay chill and breezy" AND THE PHYSICAL RESPONSE FOR THAT WAS TO SYART DOING THIS SASSY FUCKING JIG

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZR I WAS FDOUNG IT UNTIL SOMEONE POIU TED IT OUT AFTER

and it all ended fine and the dude is in custody and I get a call from my boss like "Yeah we're gonna need to send footage to police"

AND

FUCKING

THIS IS GOING TO BE SHOWN IN COURT SOMEWHERE

IM DOUNG A SRUPID LITTLE DANCE ON CAMERA AS THIS GUY LOSES HIS MIND AND ITS GONNA BE ON COURT SOMEWHERW

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING IVE WVER DONE

I HATE MYSELFD

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.